Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for work anymore. He said no and went crazy. HR and the police are now involved. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, I called into work because of a family emergency. My boss was understanding; my coworker? He tore me a new one because his wife wanted him to take the day off, which he didn't because it was going to be a tough day at work. He also threatened to find a way he could get me fired. FML
Today, one of my employees was fired for refusing to do a basic job necessity. After the meeting with HR, he left the office and tried to go back to work. FML
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, I had to fire an employee due to his staggering incompetence. The moment I said the F-word, he started fake-coughing, then loudly humming, then went to his desk and pretended not to hear anything I was saying. It took 3 of us to drag him out of the building kicking and screaming. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
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Top comments
ber4fun 23
As far as I know one cannot decline being fired. Mail him his last paycheck and you probably don't have to worry about seeing him again because, if he hasn't been showing up for work he definitely won't now.
MegasaurusRex89 28
Imagine what he'd be like if a girl tried to break up with him... yikes!
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Comments (35)
samlovesham1234 9
He wasn't a postal worker was he?
corky1992 33
That guy is going to have bad luck getting a reference lol. if he didn't want to be fired then maybe he should have showed up for work. i hope you and the other employees safety arent in jeopardy because of that lunatic
Yarecho 14
Oh yeah. I remember seeing that on the news.
yeongji 31
Not cool at all. Glad to hear that everyone took action and did not ignore his threats, actions, or whatever he did or said. I recall a man being fired at my dad's workplace and after a few months, he decides to show up at work. Did he walk in the door? No. He DROVE himself into the building.
Sparx1_1 16
Why would you fire someone after they had clearly quit?