Love: Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML - FML

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML

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Kaination 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

Step 1.) Kick him in the balls. Step 2.) Repeat as necessary until desired results are shown. lul.

rmujerita 0

Friday 24 July 2009 9:58

just leave!

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jessica_x3 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:06

AHAHAHAH! That made me laugh so hard (x

Matzaball300 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:10

its not a suggestion... too bad on him. leave! he sounds like a creep.

afj67 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:18

your life sucks because clearly you have no backbone. tell him you are leaving and that it's not a discussion. get a restraining order if necessary.

lifeloathesme 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:19

you have two options here rethink you wanting to break up with him beause he obviosly loves you,or slap him and say don't tell me no dumbass its over!

Traumatised 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:27

I think he posted an FML too..

FYLnotML 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:30

It's like launching missiles from a submarine. You both have to turn your key.

xxstealthxx 0

Friday 24 July 2009 19:31

just leave him, its not that hard. its not like hes gonna be "if I cant have her, *deep voice*, NOBODY CAN!!" and kill you, or would he?>..... ya, your stupid for just staying with him

stevenstyle 2

Friday 24 July 2009 19:40

lmao, ur bf got that idea from Seinfeld.

Jefferson207 3

Friday 24 July 2009 19:58

ha that's funny, crack that whip back

containsnosoy 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:16

Lol ...and you think that means something?

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