Today, I tried to be seductive to get intimate with my boyfriend. He commented on how sexy I looked, and how badly he wanted me, then asked me to move because I was blocking the TV, and the World Cup match he was watching. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
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joefrazier 20
Well... It is the World Cup.
LotsOfConfusion 9
Something tells me that an infinite number of women an relate to this FML these days!
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Comments (164)
culito_fml 10
I feel like you should've known
joshsellick 3
your fault.
Saraishi 25
Sigh, this has to be the third FML about how people tried to do something nice or talk about important issues with their significant other but they don't give 'em attention on the account of a match going on. People, you know your significant other is interested in the world cup, can't you wait a measely 90 minutes to say or do what you need/want to?? If it was the reverse, you doing/seeing something you have a big interest on, would you tell them to wait until you were finished? It's not the cup's fault that you got ignored.
melina02699 14
That would've been the Greece and Costa Rica match, which led to penalty shots, so yeah I think he had a point :P
RensM 22
Not sure whether YDI, you would do if it was a live match, but as you are in Australia that would have been in the morning. So doubt it was live, in that case it's less YDI.
creepyclowntown 10
surely you knew that would happen though but fyl
fiicere 5
You do realize there is such a thing as timing, right? If you were gonna get your feelings hurt, why not just wait an hour for the game to end?
tomal0 6
Swap the genders and it'll be a flood of YDI's.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
YDI for putting sex before the World Cup.
24_7princess 7
Girl your luck you got the compliments you got. My man would have just said move.