Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
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Top comments
souljacker 11
On the plus side, make up is supposed to make you prettier, so you must be doing it right! Lol
deathtothepix 26
To which you reply, "Kinda like the way I've realised size DOES matter."
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Comments (90)
blcksocks 19
And just for fun lets all thumb down this useless comment
eddeeezzyy 19
Couldn't think of something good to say for first comment, huh? Don't worry, we've all had those times....
LaLince 40
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's what you get for hiding your real face to your boyfrien. YDI
daisy2101 7
Make up doesn't completely change your face.. It's not a masquerade mask
cmyk 19
It's not hiding when shes removing the make up.. It's showing how you really look like..
answeryourphone 3
I totally agree
diego2k5 6
Where are 1 and 2!?!
Metallica36176 16
12 - I don't see why everyone is thumbing you down, I think you're right. There must be some serious dislike assholes on here today and the past couple of days. sorry.
kishuu_fml 1
It can if you really want to, just google those japanese extreme makeup makeovers
daisy2101 7
Don't worry, I'm sure you're as pretty without any make up on :) your boyfriend should see that
noncomposmentis 6
How can you be sure? I am not trying to be mean to the OP, but I fail to see how such words of encouragement are supposed to make anyone feel better when you obviously don't know how the OP looks like.
daisy2101 7
I said 'as' pretty, meaning that I'm sure her face doesn't change THAT much
sens3sfailing 25
I honestly find a girl more attractive with no makeup on always. The self confidence of it glows to me and is a turn on for me. Any girl I have ever been interested in didn't wear make up and didn't need to. They are beautiful without it.
souljacker 11
On the plus side, make up is supposed to make you prettier, so you must be doing it right! Lol
ukrainianitalian 2
It's shocking to me how stupid people are. Some people say the dumbest most ignorant things without thinking. That's why I prefer to stay quiet.
vintage3113 6
My aunt has a pet goldfish in her basement.
HiIAmKevin 8
60- FTW.
ScruffyFML 10
If I were you, I'd wait a few weeks, and then say like "I won't have sex with you until you shave yourself down there, I don't want to feel like I'm riding a caveman" And when he eventually does it, I'd then say "You know what, this is disgusting! I'm feeling like a perv, you look like an 8 year old kid down there, the size and everything!"
AphyTheBronette 15
# 20 how about you execute your own motto and stay silent.
KimmyCupZ 21
You are proving your statement correct, #53. Maybe you should have kept quiet in this case. :)
SmokinGuns 13
Actually, makeup is supposed to accentuate your natural beauty not create a whole new face.
PotterHead_DH 26
#53 clearly.
tarkalover 21
What a dick
vocaloidtiger 12
I don't like it when people thumb comments like these down... I mean, sure, it's kinda a "no shit" thing to say, but wouldn't thumbing it down mean that you're disagreeing with it? I think it's pretty obviously been established that OP's boyfriend is, indeed, a dick. EDIT: When I left this comment, people were thumbing down #6.
yoursucklives 36
maybe it was a joke? or he just isn't used to seeing you without make up?
narrowords 18
Yes, please. Women have a hard enough time coming up with excuses for dicks in their lives. Insist on your own excuses, when you don't even KNOW the dick...
sarawrs 13
Sometimes we nonchalantly speak our minds by accident. Hopefully he mentions its being a foot in mouth comment afterwards
vocaloidtiger 12
What a bastard. Way to make a girl feel insecure. Outside beauty isn't important (although I'm sure you're a lovely person). What really matters is on the inside. I'm sure you're a great person, OP. **** what he says. c:
spottyblanket 8
Put make up on him op and tell him it is because you do not want to look at his ugly face anymore.
trippythehippy 6
I can honestly say, I've never seen a woman look better by putting makeup on. But that's me. Personally, I think it sounds as he worded his statement wrong. If you aren't rich, or can't suck a golf ball through a garden hose, he wouldn't be with you if he didn't find you attractive. I promise
MelTheGreat 23
Google "Kim Kardashian no makeup" and your mind will be forever changed.
Fasterkill 6
Yes, because all women wear makeup/don't wear makeup to please men. I wear makeup because I like how it makes me look and it's fun to play with!