Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML
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Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher, saying that he raised his hand during a test to say he "couldn't focus, because the ‘metroids’ are harassing me.” Apparently, he forgot about the test and took a healthy dose of shrooms right before. FML
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML
Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
Today, I had a presentation for my university class. The bus was 5 minutes late, and I ended up getting to class right on time. As I took a seat, my group was asked to present. I panicked and totally bombed my presentation. FML
Today, my friends convinced me to go on a "short" hike. Little did I know, they're actually all avid hikers, whilst I'm more of an "indoor enthusiast." I've now been climbing a never-ending hill for hours, hallucinating about my cozy couch, and praying for a miracle to deliver pizza to the summit. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
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feelslikeanoose 0
How could you not know that mushrooms would last that long? And why on earth would you do ANY drug other than marijuana before a presentation?? Come-on people!
I_Hate_Tpyos 0
obviously you were hallucinating too much to read that he said it was his first time.
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lampshade131 0
fake
I_am_Lathan 0
Wrong. Experimentation without proper research does mean idiocy. Especially with something like mushrooms, which can have VERY bad side effects. YDI
XxHU4LxX 0
Okay, someone decided to try shrooms, big ******* deal. Did they hurt anyone? Did it cause other people harm? No, it didn't. So you people saying that she deserved it because "OMFG SHE DID DRUGS SHES A BAD PERSON!!!!!1" are wrong. True, she shouldn't have tried a hallucinogen right before a big presentation, but experimenting with a drug, especially one like shrooms, does NOT make her a bad person. Almost everyone will do their experimentation with drugs. And don't think that I'm some heavy druggy or some shit like that, trying to defend drugs and shit, 'cuz I'm not, I don't do drugs. I can really say it's not her fault. Also, nothing I've read about shrooms has said that a trip will last that long, so I would guess that reading about it wouldn't have helped much either. I could be wrong, but, I honestly have not seen/heard anything about shroom trips lasting that long. So, yeah, she didn't deserve it.
scott_m319 0
You can say what you want, but I honestly think she deserved it. I'm not saying that because I have a "holier than thou" attitude; I'm saying it because that shit's dangerous! People like this aren't immune to the effects of hallucinogens, they just get lucky, thus, as you said, she didn't get hurt. This time.
katewasherexx 0
That'll teach you not to do drugs.
b478 0
wow. good to hear that the presentation went well but next time dont try a new drug when you have work/school lol
R0lling_St0ner 0
I don't know about this one I'm mean while you could give a speach if you had to but doing them for your first time you'd freak out and have a BAD trip.. so the lesson is be happy get a lil high and have fun
rimbob45 0
ydi for being mentally retarded
bored690 0
Why didn't you just do this on the weekend?
isabelle69 0
they don't last that long..maybe for a three or four hours....i don't know what she took o_O
sohomomo 2
ahahhahshashashahdasddadsadsfsa. shrooms are for weekends