Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
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Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, my house was broken into and my computer was stolen. Fortunately, I have cloud backups of all my work; unfortunately, hardware prices have gone through the roof and I won't be able to replace that computer soon. FML
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Top comments
Signposthead 0
Your kids are robbers? Yes I do get it, I'm not an idiot.
lol69_fml 0
That's unfortunate
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Comments (44)
LeStab 4
that sucks why you got to get a good security system
scateice 0
THE OP IS A GUY And YDI for assuming kids would steal you stuff. Only old people think kids are dirty rotten fudgebag stealers :) hahahaha
fckaduck 0
No one ever said kids don't steal, but older people do too, so all I'm saying is don't just assume it would only be a kid to do something like that.
iian01 0
HahaYDI go cut curt off ur dick and feed it to ur mom and than after that hang urself with somone elses dick in ur mouth TVS AND LAPTOPS ARE THE SHIT SO **** U
haweb 0
"It's like 10,000 spoons...when all you need is a knife..." Ironic is the only word that comes to mind. Get a nice guard doggy to protect the new electronics you'll now have to buy.
bre_zip_it_up13 11
you should have put it in the trunk or hid the laptop in your room
supercu96 0
get a damm gun and shoot the crap put of the little *******....................................( are there mexicans in your town/city/ whatever? i think they did it..............)
DisposableHeroes 0
Racist shitface
supercu96 0
#26 dude if you live where i live then you would know. There are always bad people and good people like Bad Asain and Good Asain and Good Latinos and Bad Latinos, but somehow, most Mexicans are BAD. Im not trying to be rude but you know it's true and I know it's true.
tealy 0
lol sounds like something that would happen in mirrabooka or balga. gotta love sunny WA.
Dubstep_fml 1
why would he deserve this? people are stupid
beethoven_fml 0
omg fyl