By BOOP - 17/02/2012 13:25 - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
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DocBastard 38

That was no seat warmer - grandma had pooped herself.

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iseyixes 18

You should definitely not be driving if you don't know how to keep control of the wheel just because the passenger shouted. I'm glad it was a pole and not a person.

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Bullheard 0

dude that sucks:/ wat did she say?

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twinny_sc 13

She said "My ass is on fire!"

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kooochris1995 14

Wow your stupid. Why would you even be on here if your not gonna read. That's the whole point of this.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

^ obviously he read the FML, or he wouldn't have known what the hell he's talking about. His comment is confusing though...

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longhorns1050 3

This reminds me of an episode from royal pains where this lady thinks she's dying because of this hahaha

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l0v3p4in 7

OP, instead of BOOP your name should be POOP because not only is that the type of situation you're in, but also that's what Grandma's sitting in now with all that unexpected excitement. FYL

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boydeee01 7

I think it should have been "unexpected excretement." :D

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emba_fml 13

Why would you lose control of your car over that?

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harkerk87 3

That's why you have to stay calm when people start screaming so you don't hit a pole

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R3kli3 10

I bet she thought hell was messing with her ass LOL!!

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LeiT 0

It's not like they instantly turn hot, retarded granny, and retarded driver. YDI

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Bozone 7

Mine turns hot in like thirty seconds actually . Uncomfortably hot sometimes .

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