Miscellaneous: Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged...

By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By TheFatOne - 31/08/2014 19:27 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 23:59 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By hairplease - 27/02/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party. We were having a great time until my grandmother walked up to us and said to me, "You sure have a nice looking boyfriend." My friend is a girl. She has cancer and lost all of her hair due to chemotherapy. FML

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Cheers

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I spent all day at the hospital with my grandma for some tests. When I drove her back home she decided to thank me with $50. Knowing she is unemployed, I told her I couldn't take a whole $50. She replied with "Ungrateful, just like your mother", then took the money and left. FML

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Who are you?

By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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Adieu

By Pain - 24/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML

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By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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Sunday 24 May 2009 11:26

She sounds like my mother. She has things to pick at, even if they don't always make sense or have a purpose. I'd just be happy that she didn't start buying you gift cards to spas to fix the problem or suggest products. Totally embarrassing though. Had you noticed this before she mentioned it though?

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Sunday 24 May 2009 10:21

Well, at least it was your grandma who told you. It could of been worst.

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poobear 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:43

ydi for being so ungroomed thats disgusting. i hope she gets you a waxing gift certificate for your next birthday or whatever holiday. also #18 thats what threading and tweezers are for i have sensitive skin so i use threading instead of wax for my brows

Phoenix_GAD 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:44

#5: Its "razors". Learn to spell before castigating someone. This thing does have the little red line that tells you when you misspell something. OP: Hahah thats funny, and sucks...um... shave? that would be an excellent idea.

Phoenix_GAD 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:46

The editing time was up.. OP: or she could just be delusional.

madam_mayham 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:55

Let that be a lesson, she hadn't seen him for years for a reason and I'd get on that facial hair thing.

whoaa_nellie 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 19:22

why would she thank you for a miserable time? eh, i guess it was the thought that counts.

shameonmedude 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 19:24

#20 and the fagman16 aka #21....why don't u too pieces of ****** shit do the world a favor and kill yourselves and stop writing worthless comments on FML....esp you fagman geniousfag16....nobody cares what you have to say so go choke on a dick cuz we all know that's what you prefer or your on feces and ******* die....and take that lil 13 year old bitch NATALIA15 with you and go kill yourselves together!!!! No one wants you shitholes on FML so please go eat shit and die fuckholes!! Genius_fag16 tanning causes cancer and hopefully that'll kill your lil ****** ass soon ********!! So hopefully you won't ever show your ugly gay ass face on FML again!!

normandin131 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 19:48

#27 If anyone here is posting pointless and retarded shit here it's you. Your insults are just a bunch of swears mangled together and make no sense. Oh and learn how to ******* spell idiot.