Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
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portablecupid 3
And you expected her to do what with it exactly?
Seti_fml 0
Did you expect her to keep it and cherish it forever? It was a sauce packet! what was she going to do with it since you obviously had already eaten the food she would have put it on.
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Comments (144)
delfinofrank 0
if you're going to propose, don't do it at some crappy mexican fast food joint. God, even chipotle or baja fresh are better choices.
meshee03 0
sorry he's not high enough class for you. I'm pretty sure he said it was his girlfriends favorite place to eat too
Cat0004 0
She doesn't want to be reminded of this terrible day where her boyfriend proposed to her at Taco Bell with a sauce packet....am I the only one who thinks this is absurd?
jmn207 0
read everybody elses effing comments then re-ask that question to yourself. Do you feel like an idiot after doing so?
Niko_Peiko_Boo 0
Well, give it to her mum and see what she thinks about that! Plus, Taco Bell sucks, dude.
fantasderful 0
just because its her favorite place to eat, it doesnt mean thats how she wants to be proposed to. i would be not too enthusiastic about that....
jmeg_fml 0
Huh. You're obviously wise enough to recognize that the proposal itself is more important than the place, so i'm kinda surprised you're hung up about the sauce packet. It's just a sauce packet. I do suspect that if you give her a ring, she'll hold onto it.
KINGMARIO_fml 0
uhhh how is ur life f'd. did you want her to make it into a goddam necklace? it's a sauce packet go cry in the corner pussy.
miss_california 0
wait, did you actually propose, or did you just give it to her to be cute? if you were just being cute, then whatever, she threw it out, it's not like she could keep it forever, it's friggin sauce. if you proposed then maybe you should have thought twice about that plan - the ring pop at the zoo idea was cute, but a sauce packet at taco bell is a little dodgy unless there is some special meaning to you both. either way, at least she appreciated the thought and didn't get on her like ring pop girl and say "today, my boyfriend proposed. we were at taco bell. instead of a ring he gave me a packet of hot sauce. FML"
EhLasalvadorena 0
agreed #22
crownme 0
Wow. . .don't eat at taco bells! && certaintly don't freakin propose there
Amkii 0
So were you seriously proposing? That's sad you chose to do it like that. And even if she said 'yes,' did you really expect her to keep a piece of trash? Re-propose at Chipotle next time. Maybe then she'll keep the napkin that you write, "Hey bitch, marry me" on.
anonacs 0
basically, you're retarded if you expected anything else