Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
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TiiBags 15
#ThugLife We've all been in a similar situation, making up something so you don't have to say that you don't have cash. No hard feels...
ash0158 15
I'm sure she appreciated dinner! I'm sorry you couldn't take her out to the movie though, next time set a budget for each event maybe.
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Comments (79)
Chibicase 19
FML because that's really sad and embarrassing.... but ydi for 1. not planning ahead and 2. not just telling your girlfriend the truth. you've been with her a year, I'm sure she would understand
733yoda_fml 19
Let's hope your gf doesn't read fml!
mattmsk005 8
You should of. You may of gotten something else instead.
DarthVader77 9
Man, it is your life, so you decide what is important to you. My opinion is very simple: is it really worth it? Who are you trying to impress? What are you trying to prove? Give it a thought.
trendkilla254 4
Should have went camping.
Anae23 7
It's okay! I'm sure if you tell her, she'll understand. Good luck OP!
TheKillerWalrus 10
It's the thought that counts right? As long as you guys had fun and a good time :) Plus maybe instead of going to the movies you could have had a small movie night.
Jonathansk8s 2
Just remember next time see the movie then go to dinner, so that way you have something to talk about.
Al3xv3l92 24
Never be ashamed to tell her the truth especially if it's been a year already she'll understand.
AndronicusPark 10
Financial management fail.