By Matt - 29/08/2010 04:53 - Canada

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Today, I took my date out for dinner to a seafood restaurant and she ordered expensive prawns. Later, when we had sex, she started to complain about her stomach hurting and then had diarrhea for hours. Great job prawns. FML
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mitchn60 6

I took my date to a seafood restaurant once, also, but there was a fight. Yeah, some fish got battered.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Did she go to the bathroom before having diarrhea or were you guys still in bed when that happened?

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Lindzer 0

sounds like food poisoning, get your money back

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hmna 0

Dammit, you shouldn't have gotten the Gulf Coast prawns!

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Erindub 0

If you take a girl out for seafood you'd better expect its not going to be cheap. Deal with it. She got naked for you at least didn't she.

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Jamesssy 0

OP, maybe you stuck it in the wrong hole.

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joshH7 0

it sounds like you paid alot of money for her, and to not get anything out of it xD

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FeedtheBrood 0

Thanks, prawns. Thrawns.

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meneedlove 0

as already said, bring her to italian restaurant next time! We good bro

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RoxyRaccoon 4

Why did I get rated down? #58's comment was clearly an Anchorman reference. :P

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