swishy25

About Swishy25

not much to describe. I start school in October. I love my dog. And I'm AWESOME!!!! And I'm a lesbian. That is all!!!!!!! Stop Creeping and message me if you want to know more.

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Swishy25's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned I have over $10,000 in debt, despite never owning a credit card. Apparently, my ex-roommate had been replying to the credit card offers I was receiving in the mail. That also explains my missing driver's license a few months back. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 13 November 2009 22:29 / United States

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 23 October 2015 20:10 / Canada - Fredericton

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Hank-T4 - / Sunday 11 October 2015 11:45 / Australia - Truganina

Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 9 October 2015 09:06 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By soulaar / Friday 2 October 2015 14:22 / Vietnam - Dong Nai

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swishy25

Profile completed

I like your style

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

The thumb strikes back

Checking you out

Mobility

Socialite

Perfectionist

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

It's in the can!

The Mixer

A new thumb

Judgmental

50 quality comments

YDI Master

One more and it's business time

100 kick-ass comments

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

The return of the thumb

50 favorites

Keen reader – Level: student ninja