Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
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Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML
Today, my date took me to some sort of comic book/computer convention. I think he was trying to impress me with his online reputation, but it didn’t come across as tech suave, it was more nerd pathetic, the kind that makes vaginas go dry faster than a sand enema. I went home alone, bored. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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IMB916 0
You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI
Xinabeth 0
I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).
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tbagg74 0
You did what was important man you can't have sex without balls and only a man without balls would lose to a girl.
GMeister13 0
You took a cute girl on a ******* ARCADE DATE!!?!?!?!? How stupid are you?
boatkicker 5
Speaking as a girl, whats wrong with arcade dates? Sure beats a movie date. I don't understand why people go on dates to movies, especially early on in a relationship. I go to the movies with my fiance and stuff, but I don't really consider that a date. It's just something to do. Arcades are at least fun. You can talk, you can laugh, you can kiss, and you can play games and no ones going to bother you about any of that. Movies you can't talk cause people will tell you to shut up. You can't kiss or cuddle ebcause of the armrest between seats at most movie theatres (nothing is nearly as much fun when you've got a big plastic arm pressed up between you.) If the movie sucks you've just payed $10 to see a movie that you suddenly don't want to watch...... Maybe that's just me that hates those things though. whatever/
drkwlf 0
You're a ******* idiot.
lonelyboy23 0
Dumbass.
Lenne_fml 0
psh hell no you just need to date girls with better gaming skills. besides she is the one missing out! smart girls know gamers have really good hands ;) in my opinion your the winner in the end...you aren't stuck with someone who takes shit so seriously and you didn't waste your talents on the bitch lol
paperfox_fml 0
You've never been laid, have you?
iFruit 0
YTDI
alewiina 0
I think I would be the same. I love video games and an arcade date would be a lot of fun. But come on, have some mercy. If you're a hardcore gamer, of course you're going to beat your competition, even if they love games too. Its not fun to lose constantly, especially if you're competitive. Take that gaming pride down a notch or you'll never find a steady girlfriend, even if she's a gamer too.
fmylifelooser 0
I think its fine to take a girl to an arcade, i'd love to go there, and im a girl, but beationg her mercilessly and rubbing it in her face? And then expecting to get laid?!?!?!? That's just kinda dumb.
Hockeylover87_71 0
the arcade is awesome :) I'm a girl, and even I think it's stupid to get mad cuz someone beats you, she should just try harder!
madZONE_fml 0
i know right?? not for a first date maybe (i'm a movie nerd) but second or third is just fine with me
jt8787 0
you're a retard. buddy i like video games too, based on this posting i'd guess you're most likely a virgin...so yeah YDI for being a ******* douche on a date that you wanna get laid with you tard.