Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
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Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML
Today, my date took me to some sort of comic book/computer convention. I think he was trying to impress me with his online reputation, but it didn’t come across as tech suave, it was more nerd pathetic, the kind that makes vaginas go dry faster than a sand enema. I went home alone, bored. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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IMB916 0
You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI
Xinabeth 0
I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).
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Comments (334)
keitorin 0
LOLOL xD
FPsLife 5
He was showing her the respect she deserves by not holding back. EQUALITY FTW!
tehukiso 0
People only want equality when it leads to a favorable gain for them.
Einstein714 0
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you must be a major geek, ydi... now go home and Jack off while playing dungeons and dragons
wyld3fyr3 3
fail, thats like telling a jock to go jack off while playing football, it wouldnt make sense or be easy to do either of them while jacking off, especially with all the people around you
boatkicker 5
57 FTW
roflcoptersecks 0
Idiot
EmreArslan 11
Your comment just reflects ur IQ not ur name guesswhat? U scored 79 just below a monkey go f urself stupid einstein wannabe
Vita_1 30
Or maybe his name actually is Einstein. Dun dun duunnnn
luminousgirl 0
An arcade? Really? No wonder she didn't talk to you.
shootintacos 0
Op- stop mercilessly dominating her at games. do it elsewhere.
shadowryder 0
Yeah next time don't be an asshole and try being nice. It might actually help you.
Cheplu 4
I voted FYL right after reading : "Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date". Didn't even need to read the whole FML...
geetface 0
Arcade dates are fun because there a lot of games that anyone can enjoy. GG making it a bad thing tho
tehgeorgeh 0
Well you certainly deserved that one. Have fun fapping to a dancing night elf.
aback 5
Learned something today, did we?
ArnBurol 0
Priceless! However, maybe you should have let her win some games :p