Love: Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly...

By razgriz1 - 20/08/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

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By "Tarun Kumar" - 03/12/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML

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IMB916 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:19

You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI

Xinabeth 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:19

I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).

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Antivirus_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 13:29

OP, you did the right thing, if she cant win a game on her own, let her **** herself! PS dont worry, you'll get a better girl than that.

bidoof_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 7:45

^Bitter virgin

loto_fml 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 13:35

Personally, I would be pissed if you let me win instead of playing fair.

Glalom 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 13:44

YDI for taking a girl to the arcade

fmylifelooser 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:37

girls like arcades too, just not being beaten at every single game. Mercilessly.

Tokie_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 13:48

wait you mean to tell me arcades still exsist?!?!?!?!?!?!? I know where I'm takin my next date if I don't want to get laid!!! YDI numbnuts

boatkicker 4

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:37

A lot of girls would love it if you took them to the arcade. The ones that go there often will obviously love it. The ones that don't are usually to shy/embarrassed to go by themselves. To OP: You probably shouldn't have "Mercilessly Dominated" her. Beat her every time if you want, but dont beat her to the gounrd. (haha out of context that totally sounds like i'm encouraging abusive relationships. don't ever do that, kay? oh god)

leandra12 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 14:01

YDI if you were being overly cocky about winning.

Zubat_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 14:03

Girl- When are we going to ****? You- After I beat your ass in pacman! Girl- Nevermind. (walks away)

peanut_dog 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 14:21

how old are you?

aback 4

Thursday 20 August 2009 14:26

The point of taking somebody out on a date is to do something you'll BOTH enjoy. Being taken somewhere just to be humiliated probably wasn't her idea of a great date. Eh...go figure.

rayrayy_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 14:34

If a guy ever tried taking me to an arcade on a first date, simply to show me how awesome he was at all the games, I'd just never show up. That sounds AWFUL.