Animals: Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the... - FML

By FlowerPower - 20/07/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML

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Ichigoner 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:53

Imagine the bugs. Today i was crawling peacefully on a flower until some idiot sucked me up his nose. FML

so_me_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:39

...Maybe just gently inhale the scent instead of sucking it up to your brain?

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triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:23

my brother did that once, except it was a hornet. and it stung him in the eyelid. his eye area got all puffy and funny-lookin. :D

lizziemcguireee 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:41

Aw, poor you. That is so sick. Ahaha.

random_14 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:02

ur fault

GoldenGirl83 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:09

I got a little sick to my stomach reading this. That's just gross.

NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:17

The best way to resolve those nasty bugs in your nose is to fill the sink up with water, then put your face in it and blow really, really hard out your nose.

fml2102008 1

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:29

that's what you get flowerpower

lovemin 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:45

aw man that is so gross.

Crazypeeman 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:05

I feel srry for the bugs. One fine morning I crawled on a flower and then some jerk sniffed me up her nose!!!FML.

nightDREAMERms 6

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:51

O.o Haven't you ever taken Chemistry? Waft, Waft!!

dontbackdown 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 7:39

hahah

ChrisWasHere 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:30

What an amazing story. Really delightful.

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