Today, I told my students that I would be taking a few weeks off because a member of my family is very ill. They all cheered. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I told my students that I would be absent tomorrow because my wife was giving birth. They burst into applause... not to congratulate me on the new baby. FML
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML
Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML
Today, I decided to take a personal day from class and e-mailed all of my professors saying I had flu symptoms. While standing in line at Starbucks later, someone behind me said, "Glad you're feeling better. Hope you can attend class tomorrow, we'll discuss lying." It was my Ethics professor. FML
Today, I had to use a sick day from the school I teach at. While I was off, another teacher called me mid delirium, because my students were borderline rioting over the work I left for them. I'd asked them to read a book and edit the one-page essay they've had two weeks to work on. FML
Today, I e-mailed the online instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML
Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML
Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML
Today, I got an email from a professor saying he was going to fail me for missing the allotted absences, which is school policy. I pointed out I was in the hospital for two weeks with a life threatening illness and that he even came to visit me. He told me, "Rules are rules." FML
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Sammy_Baby 0
You shouldn't take that personal, students are always glad when the teacher is gone because it means less work and less rules (:
DEXter501 0
4, Maybe if you actually paid attention in class, you'd understand that it's "threw" not "throwed". You learn that in elementary school.
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Comments (112)
Bubblz1233 0
First thing; Hope your family member gets better,(: Second Thing; It's kinda what us students do. Annoying teachers is really fun, and you shouldn't take it personally, because they'd have done it to any other teacher. Yep, us students pretty much suck.(;
babesicle 0
maybe they'd respect u more if u were nicer... I hope the person gets better soon
golfer_boi 10
God people can be so inconsiderate I read an fml similar to this, people these days are so self centered
WickedClownMCL 1
Dont be a bitch to your students. Be nice to your students and they'll b nice to you. My 4th grade teacher quit because the first day if school she called me lazy and irresponsible. Ive maintained a 3.0-4.0 for 4 years straight. She quit second week of school. Im not saying kiss thier ass, just be nice and do more fun stuff. Hope your family member turbed out ok
QueenofFML223 0
Don't take it personal kids hate anybody that gives them work :)
kFrizzleee 1
All students cheer whenever ANY teacher goes away. I don't know why? But students always like substitute teachers.. Don't beat yourself up.
HomingSnail 7
yeah, no offense but not having class is amazing. sorry for whoever is sick though
ButDatAssDoe 12
Cycle the whole class through a punishment, one child at a time.
usmc2277 15
As a high school student I'll say that we're assholes. Just don't take stuff like that personally OP.
ConfederateSlave 2
tbh, almost any freshman class right there