FML : Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get...

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Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dammit - / Saturday 12 September 2015 08:11 / Australia - Redbank

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By ChrisPavs | 17

#6409378 - Sunday 13 September 2015 6:15

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE

By xXmrmayorXx | 21

#6409381 - Sunday 13 September 2015 6:17

That sucks, but you should probably be more careful next time.

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By CaptainSmith28 | 19

#6409377 - Sunday 13 September 2015 6:15

No, FML, I would not like you to post to Facebook on my behalf.

By ChrisPavs | 17

#6409378 - Sunday 13 September 2015 6:15

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE

conman531 | 22

#6409452 - Sunday 13 September 2015 7:25

Now THAT nearly made me piss myself from laughing #2

Miss_Chevious | 37

#6409527 - Sunday 13 September 2015 9:57

I love how this FML is written

Wizardo | 33

#6409582 - Sunday 13 September 2015 12:46

WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT!!!

airforce987 | 20

#6409834 - Sunday 13 September 2015 19:44

Look at Randy Orton slithering around...

By xXmrmayorXx | 21

#6409381 - Sunday 13 September 2015 6:17

That sucks, but you should probably be more careful next time.

Ashamed_Sister | 54

#6409466 - Sunday 13 September 2015 7:42

On the other hand she seems to be very entertaining the way she is.

elcee1987 | 18

#6409921 - Sunday 13 September 2015 21:55

Gee. I bet OP hadn't thought of that.

By MLGxXxGHoST | 12

#6409383 - Sunday 13 September 2015 6:17

Sorry Op but that's pretty funny?

niallo | 23

#6409407 - Sunday 13 September 2015 6:34

Have to admit, I love OP. Mostly because of the way she wrote this. She has a great sense of humor.
But crap lady. Learn to look. We want you and your sense of humor to hang around.

By mounya | 19

#6409384 - Sunday 13 September 2015 6:17

We all have those days. Don't feel bad OP

By Beyto7000 | 20

#6409386 - Sunday 13 September 2015 6:17

And the winner by knockout.. the kitchen sink!

LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#6409396 - Sunday 13 September 2015 6:19

im guessing its the bathroom sink but who knows, maybe it was in the kitchen.

By yaboigabe | 8

#6409387 - Sunday 13 September 2015 6:18

Hey, at least you didn't actually get knocked out because of that.

By roxyroller20 | 15

#6409388 - Sunday 13 September 2015 6:18

Your boyfriend should've helped you out instead of laughing, FYL

thejonac | 21

#6409590 - Sunday 13 September 2015 13:07

honestly, it would have been really difficult trying not to laugh.

bibble27 | 9

#6409681 - Sunday 13 September 2015 15:53

Ya I'm sorry #8 I agree that he should have inquired if she was ok... But after laughing. And I'm sure he did. "Oh my God are you *laughs* ok..." That's what real friends do.