Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML
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Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
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singer4life666 0
Well, you had to get your looks from somewhere.
kindlystfupls 0
woow. what is with the douchebaggy parents lately? even if my kids were disgustingly ugly I would never tell them or laugh at them for trying to make themselves more confident. geez.
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smokeymcpottt 3
I was going to write something relevant to your ugliness, but all I'm thinking about right now is breast milk.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Most working models aren't classic beauties so I doubt the problem is that you're unattractive. Do you meet the necessary requirements for being a model? It takes more than you may think. Your mum probably didn't mean to be cruel. The truth is, if you can't handle criticism from your own family, you will not make it in the modeling industry. If it means enough to you, get your portfolio together on your own.
kindlystfupls 0
yeah but her mom and sister could have been a bit nicer about it. and not literally pissed themselves laughing at her. lol
ImaginaryFoe 1
You can't always control your reaction. A friend once told me she wanted to be a comedian; it was the funniest thing she ever said. I laughed until tears ran down my face. She eventually joined in then we moved on and talked about her actual talents.
everluck23 0
if it's a legit modeling agency and they're actually interested in you, then you don't need head shots. they'll even do them for you most of the time if they think you have potential. get a professional opinion before you waste your money. even if you are attractive, a lot of really pretty girls aren't model material.
some1azn 0
I would laugh at your mom for pissing herself.
woodro87 4
that is true. and a very supportive opinion. go show your family up.
apv12 0
u could still enter ask ur friend to so it for u
Doortje 30
YDI for thinking you're pretty.
ihearticarly 0
Exactly! Sure models are like that but damn, nobody likes a stuck up bitch. I had a friend like that. She thought EVERYONE praised the ground she walked on. Well we got in to a huge fight and everyone was telling me how happy they were that I finally told her off because nobody could stand her!
caybree 0
You know what's ugly? Projection.
WhatTheFuq 0
YDI for wanting to take headshots. It's all about the nudity now.
stfuscrub420 0
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!111
Illyssa_fml 4
Hahahaha!! Your mom peed her pants?? Lmao!