Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML
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Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
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singer4life666 0
Well, you had to get your looks from somewhere.
kindlystfupls 0
woow. what is with the douchebaggy parents lately? even if my kids were disgustingly ugly I would never tell them or laugh at them for trying to make themselves more confident. geez.
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Comments (93)
sinead_c 0
OP, i think your family is trying to tell you something. you should listen.
DanielleTheOne 3
sometimes we see a side of ourselves that others don't see. We aren't always trying to look good when we are around family. I know a girl who you wouldnt guess as a model when you see her in person, but she is so photogenic, and her modeling is coming along really well.
skatingzooyork 0
Hahaha your mom is awesome!!!
jaybeeeh22 0
just because you get head shots taken doesn't make you a model...remember that. The amount of chubby girls that have paid professional photos taken then claim to be a model is hilarious.
ladyprime 0
hahaha well at least nobody wasted money on it for u
FryeddChikkenn 0
FHL for not being able to control her bladder and pissing herself in front of her children.
beastvm 0
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.......oops......uh....excuse me XP
kims0706 10
Take this as a life lesson: under estimating yourself is almost always better than over estimating yourself...and you ugly, I guess
dominoL 7
time to get that bitch a diaper