Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
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CaptainCrunch_fml 0
She might have not known! I had someone break up with me and I didn't even know we were "going out".
ifailplzinsultme 0
Yes! How dare a man dump a girl if he's unhappy in a relationship! That's almost illegal! (Note the sarcasm)
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Comments (77)
joeMOMMA 0
LOL @ #4 hahahha
redsox1918 0
Wow, number 18 you're a bitch.
what_thefk 0
lol
MagicMeds 0
i say "lol" out loud...
jkbball4195 0
ok number 14 you need to chill, your obviously a feminist not willing to listen to any logic. "all you men are the same." pathetic. listen to 31
brianjman14 23
she's hurting on the inside, she just doesn't want to show weakness. I don't show weakness either
dewaltdave 0
that was a long ass piece of writing back there
dontpanic_fml 32
why does everyone think #4 is so hilarious? I think the obvious point of this fml that most people are overlooking is that this guy obvi broke up with her via text or online. Not cool. yeah, #14...you're sad.
Kgirl2cute 6
who says it was an internet thing? boy meets girl. either boy or girl moves away. BAM. long-distance.
Dylan94_fml 8
he means the 'lol' part is an Internet thing, methinks.