Love: Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not...

By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 985

You deserved it 8 655

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By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 409

You deserved it 34 464

By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 338

You deserved it 3 593

By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 280

You deserved it 7 296

By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 256

You deserved it 296

By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 393

You deserved it 3 468

By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 917

You deserved it 3 079

By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 662

You deserved it 31 430

By im_not_me - 09/12/2009 12:31 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 463

You deserved it 2 727

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 061

You deserved it 3 724

By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 332

You deserved it 2 232

CaptainCrunch_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 6:47

She might have not known! I had someone break up with me and I didn't even know we were "going out".

ifailplzinsultme 0

Monday 6 June 2011 6:15

Yes! How dare a man dump a girl if he's unhappy in a relationship! That's almost illegal! (Note the sarcasm)

Comments

JuJuBeeSunshine 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 21:22

@ 38, I am anything but fat, but thanks for playing.

anonymous26_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 16:50

WAS it JACKIE!??!?!?!

JuJuBeeSunshine 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:49

@ #41, but it's so much fun!

Bently24 6

Monday 23 January 2012 8:53

Your so stupid for writing that many comments in thus FML

tweets 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 3:52

Did u guys just skip over #31? I loved what he said. And its true a lot of women don't give men a chance and i think its being afraid of being used and stepped on, and we have these preconceived notions of what men will do to us when, really, not all men are the same. we have these ridiculously high standards that no1 can reach. and when they do 1 imperfect thing then we think "all men are the same"

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 9 June 2010 10:00

I think Jujuwhatever just diddn't react because after his text, there would only be 2 answers left that wouldn't make her sound like an idiot: approval (admitting discussionary defeat, so to speak) or none at all. She chose the latter.

almostouttt 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:40

rofl im sorry but this makes me laugh everytime. that girl is hilarious.

Arkvoodle 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:14

I think #41 should just move onto chicks already.

Jenwrath_lol 0

Monday 30 March 2009 18:02

hahahaha, duuuuude its not a big deal? obviously it was online, so what'd you expect? im guessing you never went to meet her, take her on an actual date...or you guys didn't even know each other in person? don't get too hung up on it. not like you guys kissed, made out or went anywhere together. most you could've done is supported each other through some kind of problem? if you got a relationship that great with a girl you talked to, who you probably couldn't see 80% of the time and even when you could, it was through a screen....imagine how easy it'll be when you actually talk to girls face to face. and the sooner you get started, the better off you'll be.