Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
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CaptainCrunch_fml 0
She might have not known! I had someone break up with me and I didn't even know we were "going out".
ifailplzinsultme 0
Yes! How dare a man dump a girl if he's unhappy in a relationship! That's almost illegal! (Note the sarcasm)
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Comments (77)
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
@ 38, I am anything but fat, but thanks for playing.
anonymous26_fml 0
WAS it JACKIE!??!?!?!
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
@ #41, but it's so much fun!
Bently24 6
Your so stupid for writing that many comments in thus FML
tweets 0
Did u guys just skip over #31? I loved what he said. And its true a lot of women don't give men a chance and i think its being afraid of being used and stepped on, and we have these preconceived notions of what men will do to us when, really, not all men are the same. we have these ridiculously high standards that no1 can reach. and when they do 1 imperfect thing then we think "all men are the same"
Chocolate_Chunk 2
I think Jujuwhatever just diddn't react because after his text, there would only be 2 answers left that wouldn't make her sound like an idiot: approval (admitting discussionary defeat, so to speak) or none at all. She chose the latter.
almostouttt 0
rofl im sorry but this makes me laugh everytime. that girl is hilarious.
Arkvoodle 0
I think #41 should just move onto chicks already.
Jenwrath_lol 0
hahahaha, duuuuude its not a big deal? obviously it was online, so what'd you expect? im guessing you never went to meet her, take her on an actual date...or you guys didn't even know each other in person? don't get too hung up on it. not like you guys kissed, made out or went anywhere together. most you could've done is supported each other through some kind of problem? if you got a relationship that great with a girl you talked to, who you probably couldn't see 80% of the time and even when you could, it was through a screen....imagine how easy it'll be when you actually talk to girls face to face. and the sooner you get started, the better off you'll be.
AnnaSeptic 0
Ouch. Did you break up with her online/via text or did she actually say "lol"?
ertw 0
If you broke up with her over the internet, then you're a wuss and you deserved it
dearViena 0
i agree with #1