Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
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CaptainCrunch_fml 0
She might have not known! I had someone break up with me and I didn't even know we were "going out".
ifailplzinsultme 0
Yes! How dare a man dump a girl if he's unhappy in a relationship! That's almost illegal! (Note the sarcasm)
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Comments (77)
kimkiiim_fml 7
Troll level 5.
Aliicat16 9
Long distance relationships are hard to maintain one reason: communication issues. But i've managed with my boyfriend for 3 years, he will be moving here this year :)
TrippingOnAcid 29
This happened to me before, but the inverse. It was creepy. I don't know how he ever got the idea we were going out. He never asked me out, and we never acted like a couple. As I said before, it was creepy. So seeing it from the other side you probably deserved it, unless she led you on.
erin37 27
Ouch man. Serious ouch.
xxrebelsxx 13
I had a guy who thought he was going out with me , he done this to me and one of my friends before and nether of us realized we where
spacey_blueberry 18
Maybe that's her coping strategy? F your life, OP. You're better off without her anyway.
lucasj23 11
ydi. you obviously made the relationship more than it was.
lucasj23 11
apparently you thought there was more going on than there actually was. wishful thinking on your part maybe?