Today, I told my father I registered for the Marines, and that I'm leaving for bootcamp next week. He asked if this means that he doesn't have to pay child support anymore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a fight with my parents, I told them I was running away. They said, "Good. Now we have less to pay in child support." FML
Today, my mom and dad went to court to negotiate child support for me and my brothers. During the meeting, my dad was asked, "Sir, are you saying that the only reason you want your sons to live with you full time is so you don't have to pay child support?" To which he responded, "Yes." FML
Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML
Today, I discovered that I don't have a college fund. My mother stole the money when she divorced my dad and he never bothered to tell me. Now he's offered to pay my tuition if I go to a military academy. If I don't take the offer, he wants me to move out by next Friday. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML
Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML
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Top comments
rileykins 0
if you're old enough to join the marines, aren't you old enough to where he doesn't have to pay child support already anyway?
Therealbeast660_fml 0
SEMPER FI!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comments (129)
bethtaylor13 0
maybe be a better son,and he'll give a damn?
QueenWasp 0
what do you people have against marines? most of them are very easy on the eyes, and even the ugly ones are built well. some of the best ***** i've had have been marines. i love them.
Snobahr 0
Your dad needs to review his divorce/child support settlement/agreement. Your answer should have been, "Ask your lawyer."
navysea1 0
that's effd up. what if that's the last thing he ever said 2 u? mayb u get blown 2 sh1t by an Jed or somethin. that's what u get for servin ur country man. us better get used to it
codymaxey033 0
If you gonna be in the dam Marine Corps quit complaining about your daddy not givin you money.
armysoldier17 0
I think this is fake. To go to marine recruit training you have to be 18. People stop paying child support once the kid turns 18. So how is the father still paying child support if the kid is 18?
SlackeRR 0
your better off in the Marines..trust me I know what your talking about. be safe and kick ass! semperFI! see you around!
tonythetiger07 0
dude you will be leaving who cares? haha and anyways I leave in 2 months for the marines....oorah! semper fi!
planetmike 4
what a pig
Anemited 0
Thats for joining marines