FML : Today, I was checking out a cute guy who finally approached me. He says to me, "Hi excuse me, I've been watching you for a little while, and I finally...

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Today, I was checking out a cute guy who finally approached me. He says to me, "Hi excuse me, I've been watching you for a little while, and I finally got the courage to ask you this question...who is your esthetician? I want to get my eyebrows done like yours." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Alessan - / Friday 26 May 2017 21:00 / Italy

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By Glowworm56 | 21

#7460802 - Friday 26 May 2017 09:07

At least he likes your eyebrows!

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7460806 - Friday 26 May 2017 09:13

It means he wants to go to an eyebrow trimming date with you. Duh

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By Glowworm56 | 21

#7460802 - Friday 26 May 2017 09:07

At least he likes your eyebrows!

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7460806 - Friday 26 May 2017 09:13

It means he wants to go to an eyebrow trimming date with you. Duh

By RichardPencil | 22

#7460810 - Friday 26 May 2017 09:19

He's probably not into girls anyways -- if you know what I mean.

By mathalawson3 | 2

#7460827 - Friday 26 May 2017 09:39

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Danne696 | 12

#7460919 - Saturday 27 May 2017 02:13

This scam-bot made me smile. That someone would even try with such an obvious message is entertaining.

By FlyingPie | 17

#7460828 - Friday 26 May 2017 09:40

It sounds like you two don't see eye to eye.

By Regulate | 21

#7460901 - Saturday 27 May 2017 01:12

There's a name for someone that trims eyebrows? Well I never...

By tounces7 | 15

#7461414 - Sunday 28 May 2017 06:07

Make friends with him, perhaps you can trade make-up tips.

By alucard724 | 9

#7531111 - Friday 18 August 2017 08:31

he's more of a girl than you are

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