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Today, I was checking out a cute guy who finally approached me. He says to me, "Hi excuse me, I've been watching you for a little while, and I finally got the courage to ask you this question...who is your esthetician? I want to get my eyebrows done like yours." FML

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At least he likes your eyebrows!

Lobby_Bee 17

It means he wants to go to an eyebrow trimming date with you. Duh

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At least he likes your eyebrows!

Lobby_Bee 17

It means he wants to go to an eyebrow trimming date with you. Duh

He's probably not into girls anyways -- if you know what I mean.

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This scam-bot made me smile. That someone would even try with such an obvious message is entertaining.

It sounds like you two don't see eye to eye.

There's a name for someone that trims eyebrows? Well I never...

tounces7 27

Make friends with him, perhaps you can trade make-up tips.

alucard724 9

he's more of a girl than you are