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By fatbabysyndrome - 18/12/2012 17:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 07:24 - Canada - Milton

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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By Noname - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:28

You should tell your idiot boyfriend that pretty much ALL babies are fat. Besides, he should be watching the baby's tushy jiggle. It's much cuter than the chin. Yes, I said "tushy". Yes, I have kids.

celiiceegee 6

Tuesday 18 December 2012 22:30

And later you guys can watch his/her chin jiggle while she competes on the biggest loser.

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equin0xx 6

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:58

Wow.You dont wanna get your kid overweight in infancy, it makes them much more prone to obesity later on. Plus as other commenters have said all babies ae in the chubby side. My son is average weight but he has little chipmunk cheeks ♥

tanlewis27 7

Wednesday 19 December 2012 8:18

And you had sex with that guy???? You must be desperate lol.

awkwardpenguin1 3

Wednesday 19 December 2012 15:53

Well at least he wants the baby with you instead if running away

simoncat 11

Thursday 20 December 2012 6:19

Boyfriend? And your knocked up. Well ain't that just fabulous? Another illegitimate child created by irresponsible people. And one with a planned obesity problem. Wow.

Ugi 26

Thursday 20 December 2012 12:00

Was it a surprise? Sounds like BF may be in shock! Sounds like he wants to be an involved dad, though, so not all bad!

Denny1 15

Friday 21 December 2012 1:44

Poor Americans and there obsession with being fat .. Fat is not cute, it's not heathy and it's not fun

MBedford 2

Friday 21 December 2012 3:47

Anytime some girl has her "boyfriend's" kid, I assume she is just a stupid person in general. Intelligent people wait until they are married and have a stable home setting. There is no such thing as an "accident baby" unless you were raped, which you weren't. You deserve it for hooking up with a moron, you moron.