By fatbabysyndrome - 18/12/2012 17:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should tell your idiot boyfriend that pretty much ALL babies are fat. Besides, he should be watching the baby's tushy jiggle. It's much cuter than the chin. Yes, I said "tushy". Yes, I have kids.

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celiiceegee 6

And later you guys can watch his/her chin jiggle while she competes on the biggest loser.

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Shrike 23

To the first sentence: you've got serious issues. To the second sentence: you've got serious issues.

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deathy94 14

For a second there I thought he wanted to bounce something else.

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zombieslayer83 19

I love chunky babies and congrats!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Don't do it. Though all babies are fat, feeding them high calorie foods will make them heavy as ****. Do you want a sumo-baby?

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mcrepas 19

I will now read all your posts in a squeaky voice... Can't stop once you start.

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Jdummer32 5

Some people just want to watch the world have an obesity problem.

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olpally 32

He wants a wal-mart looking baby... How cute! Haha. At least he's taking interest in the child instead of leaving you. :)

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Steve95401 49

I hope the baby has your intelligence and not his.

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perdix 29

The good news is that he wants to be an involved father. Just make up shit like "juvenile diabetes is caused by baby fat" and he should be gullible enough to back off. Trust me, even though he's a moron, you are going to be grateful to have some time to yourself as he plays with your girl. Try to edu-ma-cate him enough that he doesn't hurt your kid with his ignorance.

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youknowimright 5

Whats with people hating on the bf saying he's stupid? All he did was commit to a joke by looking something up on the internet. Sometimes bfs say stupid shit just to get their gfs smile or laugh

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emilyjgraham 34

82, although it is likely how do we know he's joking?

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