Geek: Today, I threw my clothes in the laundry and had only penguin...

By Penguinsuit - 13/03/2018 01:30

Today, I threw my clothes in the laundry and had only penguin pajamas to wear. My mother forgot to mention that she was expecting a handyman. Guess who got greeted by an adult woman in a penguin suit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 165

You deserved it 856

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 952

You deserved it 3 678

Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 171

You deserved it 1 112

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 948

You deserved it 21 601

I am hungry

By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 650

You deserved it 3 154

shrinks into corner

By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 728

You deserved it 651

By nerdygirl101 - 13/03/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 688

You deserved it 4 311

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 830

You deserved it 1 969

By B1N - 15/04/2019 14:00

Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 969

You deserved it 218

By gypsy - 24/06/2011 02:00 - Australia

Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 280

You deserved it 37 734

By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 256

You deserved it 12 775

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Tuesday 13 March 2018 2:53

personally, i don't see the problem

kirby1964 20

Tuesday 13 March 2018 1:44

Do laundry soon when you still have clothes, or tell him your a furby freak. You kinky girl.

Comments

ARISKomuniszt 24

Tuesday 13 March 2018 9:33

What happened next?

egnur_mas 19

Tuesday 13 March 2018 12:44

At least it wasn't your birthday suit!

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 13 March 2018 13:42

Did you waddle away in embarrassment?

dwight7476 11

Tuesday 13 March 2018 20:17

Nobody will judge you I’m sure he was interested in doing his job and don’t ask any questions

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 14 March 2018 6:13

"Ma'am, I know it's cold out today, but I think you're being a little dramatic."

aruden 25

Wednesday 14 March 2018 9:13

Is this the Furry equivalent of how the old fashion pizza delivery boy **** starts?

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Wednesday 14 March 2018 16:46

Come on. If you're going to post a riddle, atleast don't make it so obvious to what the answer is. You gave out too much information.

SwordSlashBlade 13

Thursday 15 March 2018 0:55

Why does an “adult woman” have a pajama suit?

SwordSlashBlade 13

Thursday 15 March 2018 0:55

*penguin suit pajamas

lucasj23 11

Thursday 15 March 2018 2:52

ALL your clothes were in the laundry? you must have an extremely small wardrobe.

_ali__cat_ 14

Friday 16 March 2018 4:45

are you really a grown woman if you live with your mom? I think helps be okay

Keywords

Work Parents Relatable Awkward Job interview Jealousy Social Media Facebook Love Friends Relationship advice Kids AITA Roommate Shoes Annoying Music Names Customers Money Education Capitalism Gamers Weird Coworkers Bodyshaming Landlords Allergies Dogs Singing

The Top

Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML

I agree, your life sucks 425

You deserved it 97

Today, it's been a week since my mother died. She had no life insurance and was over $20,000 in debt, plus her hospital/funeral bills. My father wants nothing to do with me as she was a one night stand and he never paid child support. I'm behind on rent and bills because I'm injured from work. Thanks for nothing, mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 489

You deserved it 140

The Top

Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 971

You deserved it 32 047

Today, I know my grandma has been getting frail as she rapidly approaches the ripe old age of 80, but I had no idea it was so bad that she could break her arm by sneezing. When I tried to explain this to the ER doctors, they all started snickering. Yeah, I don't believe it either, doc. FML

I agree, your life sucks 458

You deserved it 87

Today, I was told I've secured the job I applied for at my local hospital. Being just 19, this is a great opportunity, and I told my parents. They angrily asked if I'd applied just to get access to drugs, then demanded to know how I'd managed to pass the drug test. Thanks for the confidence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 373

You deserved it 2 928

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 501

You deserved it 3 431

Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 417

You deserved it 2 999

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposed to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decided to chuck it at my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 351

You deserved it 4 085

Same thing different taste

Locked out

I am hungry

*shrinks into corner*

Top comments

Comments

shrinks into corner