Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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Comments (484)
DevilsAltair 8
You dont hit girls
hazerdagreek 18
Bahaha this fml had me in stitches, great job Emily :)
PHP_fml 22
Muscle does not equals fighting ability at all, if a person never trains to fight in way, surely he can be easily beaten. I been in fights and beaten multiple (not at the same time) buff guys who worked out and I didn't.
smileforme911 10
That's so me >
dabears1011234 27
I would pay money to see that...
hethought 7
hahaha hahaha thats too funny
coldwithinme 14
I actually know this Emily. I dated her in 2012. She is a Black Belt in 3 forms of martial arts, including Ju Jitsu. She is about 105 pounds and could easily kick my ass. I asked her about this FML recently and she texted OP and confirmed he had posted it. Small world eh?
clairesucks 37
Emily for the win!
pbrd 7
I'm a short girl but I've always been tough. When I was 5 I flipped my heavyset 12 year old cousin over the couch with one hand. Let me just say looks can be deceiving.
buneter 3
thus sounds bad but why would you punch a skinny 15 year old girl for real that would make you way worse of a person