fecurtis
United States
Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
gravycoveredblackberry
United States
Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray. Unthinkingly, i tossed it into the garbage can. 10 minutes later i realized I had thrown it away and spent the next hour searching through six garbage cans of half-eaten food. FML
suzyyy
Netherlands
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
jshum
South Yarra, Australia
Today, I bought a new phone. It's shock proof, water proof, you name it. Just not kitten proof, it seems. That's $400 down the drain. FML
phoneless
Jordan
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
ByeByeBlackberry
United States
Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML
aasatt22
United States
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Katyness
United Kingdom
Today, the canteen of the company I work for introduced a cash-less payment method to purchase food. To use it, employees must download the app, which is only available for iPhones. I have a BlackBerry. FML
hunter168647
United States
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
Top comments
Superman8_fml 0
#11: take your battery out and put it back in. and from now on, instead of hitting the end or back buttons to exit your programs, hit the blackberry button, scroll down and press 'close'. this ends the program so that they aren't all running at the same time. also go to your internet settings and turn off java script and embedded media. and in the future, don't buy phones that you are too stupid to opperate
greendaygirl999 5
If you're so smart, you probably should have spelled "operate" correctly.
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Comments (107)
albokid 0
WTF??? how is this an FML??? How do they let this crap slip through the cracks???
im_in_love 0
i kno!
shellshell 0
you are awesome
hbooks93 0
iphone
chea_chea 0
hows that an FML? I want one of those. Some people I know have iPhones, but I want to keep Verizon because I can probably count the amount of dropped calls on one hand since getting their service back in 2002...a couple of those from when I was in an elevator. Some people complain about the extra $30 a month, but that's for full internet and if you're on a family plan like me it's way less expensive then the iPhone service. FMyLife for not having one yet, haha
jackalope069 0
aaahhh obviously you didn't do your research either. I have the iPhone and I've never dropped a call with AT&T and it's only $40 for full Internet etc. learn your facts before you try bashing on something
McLovin269 0
ha. we got to beta test the storms at my office. the ONLY thing they have going for them is the big pushbutton screen, aside from that, they SUCK! i own a nokia n810. not a phone, but the best touchscreen device EVER.
green95j 2
uhm, how is this bad?
Fml37 0
Blackberries blow. Get an iPhone. I did, and I don't regret it.
jmbizzle32 0
haha i don't even have a touch anything u ******* douche ahah u dumb s.o.b
cj22302 0
First off, I agree with #12. John Krasinski=Jim=The Office=Life. Also, I have the iPhone and I love it! It's great. I heard the Storm sucks and is slow. Sorry. Don't you have 30 days to return it? You get that on AT&T...
xkarina71692x 0
this is almost as pathetic as redneck jokes.