Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
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Today, trying to be a good role model for the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
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Alexifish 0
YDI -- yeah... that's just survival of the fittest, those of us who look BOTH ways before crossing the street, just in case ;)... fail...
iSwag 0
I say you're Blessed you can even type this FML...a car?! yep count your blessings
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Comments (36)
CallMeHush 1
Don't feel too bad, the driver didn't see the person he hit... your even.
paramorefan125 0
WTF?! rly? dude! hw effin hard iz eht 2 look bth wys?! five yr olds knoe 2 do tht!!!!!!!
alexandraa_fml 0
WFT?! lYR? UDED! wh niffe radr zi het tah ookl awyz?! foive kwoe 2 oddo athdt!!!!!!
null_fml 11
I think (s)he said: "[World Trade Federation]?! Lyre? Dues! Why puffin hard zit they two look bismuth wyverns?! Five your oldness canoe twice doe throughout!!!!!!"
CallMeHush 1
^^^Ya, what she said.
ohhoho 2
My brain just died a bit...
ShinkuBara 3
Thanks, #13. Now I have to go take even more pain meds. Just when I was getting over a headache from earlier. OP: YDI. You're supposed to look BEFORE crossing, not when you're already in the middle of the street.
lanhikari 0
He did. -.-
humorizer 14
Is it sad that I actually understood what that kid said up there?
nazooer 11
Yes.
crlyab1997 4
Yeah, and even five year olds know English.
sparxva 12
repost. no fml for you
Compass 0
You never look before crossing the road until now? And you looked the wrong way in a one-way street? And you didn't look both ways before crossing the stre? YDI.
CYNNER 0
i think this is idiotic. if you can still type a pathetic fml i don't think you got hurt that bad. suck it up. life goes on
Grither76 0
Unless I'm reading this wrong, you're saying you normally DON'T look at all before crossing the street? If that's the case people like you need to be run over more often. It's people like this that make me think pedestrians should have to licensed just like drivers.
heather_bunny 3
ok, i can imagine how you must have felt, because i was in a similar situation. luckily, my friend grabbed me before a speeding motorist had the chance to hit me--and run! the similarity stops, however, in the fact that i looked the wrong way because i was in Malaysia, where the cars drive on the opposite side of the road from America. mine was a cultural mistake; yours was an idiotic one. YDI
Valentina525 0
this story is fake as u are
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
ouch and I have heard this b4?!
Trolled_fml 0
*facepalm*
Newbie21 1
@9 lol