Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML
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Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML
Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I was violently sick. There was so much vomit forcing itself out that I dislocated my jaw. I continued throwing up with a dislocated jaw for an hour or so. FML
Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, it's been 2 days since I got over having the flu for over a week, missing work the whole time. I just got food poisoning. FML
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Enkeria 30
That sounds painful! I'm sorry this happened to you! Feel better soon!
totallynotemily 25
Get well soon OP!
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Comments (22)
Hildy93 21
Definition of bad to worse
Futacy 30
Life is gross, man.
FalloutScrolls 25
The worst part about food poisoning is the fact that you probably paid for it.
carly_eb 16
Flonase is amazing. My gf was prescribed it and felt better almost instantly.
MallowMistress 13
that sounds like my morning sickness. I am full of congestion to the point of vomiting. I partially feel your pain. Hopefully they'll both leave soon.
Thor1012 28
Awh I feel you! Every time I've a bug or throw up a bit, I'm guaranteed a sinus infection! Eucalyptus oil and steam works wonders
_EnderDoge 22
I just had a sinus infection. It's terrible. Take some antibiotics, maybe? FYL, OP! Get better soon!
tranced_ 45
I had the exact same experience last week op.. you ought to avoid street food in India especially samosas.
mc99 3
Don't worry I got fired from chipotle because I had a sinus infection and was out for a week. Even brought in a doctors note too.
dragoongirl90 34
Why didn't you blow and/or snort it out?