Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
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Top comments
Libbyy 0
ouch what a bitch
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
that's when you grab your phone, and pretend to take a call, then walk by her, telling your "friend on the phone" that you did the dare, but that the fat bitch's phone was disconnected. then make a comment about her being poor and keep walking.
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Comments (157)
Topguy 0
What a bitch!!
joshinaround 0
Does alltel even exist anymore?
g7190g92 1
I thought Southern girls were supposed to be nice...well, sounds like she's not someone you'd want to like anyway. Sorry :-/
kikiface 1
saying you "kept texting her" infers that you sent many and none of them were returned, in which case YDI for not taking the hint
kaitlindarenee 9
it never said that he kept texting her
m_alencar 0
How exactly can you say: "Today... blablabla. The next day, I overheard...blablabla."? Are you a time-traveler or a psychic? If so, how exactly do you do it?
Tiwuz 19
All FMLs have to start with 'today' if you didn't notice...
ajsdfp98uj 0
Dude, you must live by me, Sherman, TX? My area code is 903
ecascio2010 9
what a bitch, you don't deserve her.
ALDi 0
get a life
anonymous496 0
that sucks for you. but dude we live in the same place, I saw the area code and it's the same one I have then saw that you live in texas
CaptSkippy 9
ohhh I've sent that kind of message b4 it works so well. FYL YDI for stalking her