Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML
Today, I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look. He said "Hmm, wonder how fast you can run…" then hurled a rock at the nest and sprinted back to the house. I wasn't so fast. I now feel like someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML
Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML
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Top comments
Roxas_hearts 27
That must've been a buzzkill.
wolfgirl310 20
Good thing you aren't allergic to them. Hope you feel better soon.
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Comments (47)
Glamisbound 14
like a finger click to the nutsack, pain is sharp but it fades with time
TheNoNameGuy 20
Ydi for paintball playing.
ForsensPhoenix95 4
you should have checked it out before you shot there
Bragi 12
Repeat after me, OP, "always have a backstop." YDI.
noellebelle626 19
Know the feeling. I once got stung 8 times within 5 minutes by hornets at my old place. Come to find out there was a nest under my porch. Needless to say I then found out I was allergic. Sorry!
HylianWarrior 21
Whats in the bushes? Wild wasps appeared Wasps used sting It's super effective!
caliguy08 17
Always know your target and what lies beyond
Colon_Man 17
Did the wasps swarm up and form into a giant fist before chasing you?
darkfireflame 15
Know your target, and what's beyond.