French
Saint Kilda, Australia
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
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Kilamo
Paris, France
Where did you learn that one?
Today, I tried to impress a French student by saying “Bonjour!” but instead said “Bordel!” which means “Brothel.” She laughed, and so did every one of the french students around us. My cultural street cred is officially dead. FML
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Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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Harlingen, United States
Sabotage
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
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United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
spanishsucks
Livingston, United States
Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
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JustinKirby 20
Excuse my French sir, but she sounds like a bitch
uglyvioletloser 7
That is just plain atrocious. I wonder why she didn't break up with you in English though.
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Comments (76)
LunaKitsune 19
what words did you teach her and how did you not know if you toled her thos words?
LowExpectations 30
I gather she used OP to learn French and broke things off with him once his purpose was served.
thatonegirlnic 10
The first words I would teach my significant other would obviously be how to break up with me. That's just common sense
OzzMonster 10
So you are single and you speak French? I can see why you are upset now. Women sure do hate men with French accents
Rainhawk94 27
What a bilingual bitch
worldclassrager 39
Pardon your French...
TaiReiSi 12
That's when you say "i'm sorry, my french is bad, but did you say let's ****?"
Enslaved 36
Aweee-- you were probably hoping she'd say: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir". "C'est La Vie"
olpally 32
English ************, do you speak it? Lol. What a stupid way to break up with someone.
Chewiebhz 15
Je suis celibate de nouvo?
romanhoe 6
hilarious and pathetic at the same time
ThorPowaa 19
French is so romantic, she should have used German.