By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
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Schlimpikins 0

You should have turned around and hit the first one for making you hit the second one.

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porridge111 6

hahaha you should have stopped and waked for them to get out of the way xD

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QueenOfBoredom 0

shun the ginger

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ulicksam 0

Anyone that swerves or slams on their brakes for a squirrel is an idiot. You could have caused an accident and hit a child or another vehicle. Hey, but at least you wouldn't have run over a frickin' squirrel.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Am I the only one here who licked his lips and started salivating over the thought of roadkill squirrel?

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

No, no, I did that too. Who wouldn't? Slap some bobbachu on dat hoe and we eatin' gourmet tonight!

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

(licks lips some more and starts humping his desk phone)

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krez 20

Really it's all about the BBQ sauce.

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leprachaun405 0

all ya need is a good spatula to scrape it up:D

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holymolybro 0

You are a horrible person. Think of the chain of deaths you've caused. You killed the squirrels wife, he's going to kill himself, them his children, then they're friends. To hell with you.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

This may have been the start of a squirrel genocide. The OP is now a Hitler impersonator. Nieder mit allen eichhörnchen! Heil karmavictim!

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holymolybro 0

He's a ******' squirrel Nazi. :O

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jhloa2 3

should have tried to hit them both! twice the points!

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Op, that squirrel was trying to save the other! He had a lot of nuts, and was a courageous hero! You heartless dick. He's dead because of you!! D:

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shaneac 0

Rompgr what is your picture? McDonalds ninja vs. KFC ninja?

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TayonaC 10

haaaaaaa I love that picture!

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_streets_ 19

ah that sucks, poor squirrel. My mother accidentally ran over a bunny the other day. And once while driving on the highway, i watched a cat get run over by a semi that was driving in front of me. The cat went around the wheel of the semi twice, it was so gross.

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