Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
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Top comments
BrookeTrueblood 0
To begin with, why would your friends even care? Also, I don't see what's so difficult about making a small joke, explaining the situation, and then writing the rest of your text.
alice_wt 0
who cares, send another message correcting yourself
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Comments (242)
macylol 0
ha! thats hilarious
DynamicDave 11
Today, my ex girlfriend who I'm still in love with sent me a text saying "guess what? I just came." Thanks for rubbing salt in the wound. FML
eok_06 0
did u?
blankettt 0
You make yourself seem a little obnoxious, OP. Why do all your friends need to know the surprise your boyfriend had for you? I could relate and understand a little better if you had sent it to one close friend or something, but forwarding it to a lot of people just makes me think you're arrogant and self-centered, but that's just my opinion.
pauli_fml 0
That's just funny!
prettyreckless17 0
if thats what you typed,where is the ******* typo you went back to fix?...wow,moron.
redbeater 5
one time I was typing an update on my Itouch and it posted it twice.
42billybob 5
that's just funny, your life doesn't suck. it'll come back all the time but it's just one of those bullshit stories friends use to embarrass each other. everyone has them.
aeliz 0
Hahaha this is hilarious, not an FML, but hilarious.
jellyfishdelight 0
If this is your FML. your life is pretty good then. explain to me why "came" is bad. At least you'd be getting some.