Today, I started my period. Every time I try to open a tampon, my dog goes crazy thinking it's one of his treats. Now I have to open them with my hair dryer on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. When I took it out, a big chunk of dog hair came with it. I think I'm too grossed out to ever use it again. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML
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Misswildsides 22
Do you let your dog in the bathroom with you when opening one or...?
cksmith51 14
Dogs like to attack the pussy, I don't blame him
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Comments (85)
counting_graves 0
You have to punch your dog in the face, it's the only true way to assert your alpha status. Jk that sucks though. Put them in a separate room until you come out the bathroom.
alexxxx92 9
That hair dryer idea was pure genius. I never would have thought of that but than again I am not a girl and I don't own a dog. Still maybe locking the bathroom door so no one would bother you might be a good idea.
UH60 26
The point was that her dog goes nuts though. Closing the door won't help if her pup is still going to hear the package open.
worldclassrager 41
Just be careful with a pair of scissors...or close the door...
EbyKat 16
You could always switch to menstrual cups.
jacqui_matznick 17
Uhm... Close the door. Ydi
olillia 16
Do you not know anything about dogs' ears? Would a door keep YOU from hearing? Assuming you're not deaf, then no, you would still hear it. Dogs have way better hearing even than that, so...
bbychii 20
scissors to cut them open?
ShowMeKay 20
Not sure why you're getting down voted while #37 said the same thing and got a bunch of up votes. It makes sense!
foxmatrix15 8
Your fault you kept buying packaged treats in the first place and rewarded him regularly with the sound of little bag. Pavlov's theory is a bitch.
Levvy 22
It's called "classical conditioning", and why is buying treats for one's dog inherently bad?
Tannasgh 22
Gotta stop putting them in when you are in the kitchen.
Neongreenme 8
Seriously? This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard! YOU ARE BIGGER THAN THE DOG! Leave it outside of the bathroom.
kalbrek009 20
Most pets generally only get like that if you over feed them treats. I've had dogs & room mates with dogs who did exactly that & their dogs thought everything was a treat..also thought they deserved a treat for knocking over my coffee, just because the owner thought it was funny that I nearly had to go to the hospital from burns...bye bye room mate & take your bitch (as in dog) with you..stop over treating your dog, if that's not the case, get it trained to get worked up over a different sound..Pavlov knew exactly what he was doing.