Today, I started my period. Every time I try to open a tampon, my dog goes crazy thinking it's one of his treats. Now I have to open them with my hair dryer on. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. When I took it out, a big chunk of dog hair came with it. I think I'm too grossed out to ever use it again. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML
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Top comments
Misswildsides 22
Do you let your dog in the bathroom with you when opening one or...?
cksmith51 14
Dogs like to attack the pussy, I don't blame him
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Comments (85)
fmljosh1015 20
This really doesn't seem like that big of a deal..
trucker2 33
Lmao, I guess it's good that you only have 1 dog.
feeloona 18
So what's the problem? Just close the door.
Aquari2760 2
In the bathroom? There is no other place to do that. You deserve it.
ellisp1 15
What does he think the hairdryer is?
quarterbird 18
Open bathroom door. Enter bathroom. Close bathroom door while pet remains outside of bathroom. Insert tampon. WASH HANDS. Exit bathroom.
Cringey 18
Is he a bloodhound?
Jhk9000 23
Maybe you should teach your dog some manners, and to listen to the commands you give it.
sailorarctic 22
why don't you shut your bathroom door?
CommonSenseGuy 2
Doors keep dogs out of rooms.