By UnicornWaffles - 16/03/2016 17:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

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Today, I had sex with a guy I really had a connection with. It went perfect until I complimented how his moans during sex turn me on a lot, and he responded with, "That's what my mom told me." I laughed so hard we couldn't go on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 038
You deserved it 3 276

UnicornWaffles tells us more.

UnicornWaffles 23

Hey fellas, quick clarification. When he said what he said I just blurted out laughing, because to me it obviously was a joke. Further confirmation would have either ruin the joke or ruin sex with him forever. He may have very well been a mother-****** but I wouldn't need to know, as we're not dating each other. That being said, I'm positive it's humor, and any humor is a good laugh to me if you appreciate the other person's intension to make you happy. I did forbid him to say that again in bed though; it'll just be creepy a second time. Thanks for you comments :) we had a good laugh.

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silvermoon5033 26

Seriously, wtf?

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silvermoon5033 26

Seriously, wtf?

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False_Stupidity 41

This is the only comment needed, it pretty much sums it up!

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mazor 22

No, this comment proves you dont have a sense of homor.

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Xamry14 10

No, I'd say this comment sums it up as it doesn't look like he was trying to be funny. I think he was getting at that his mom told him not to be totally silent during intercourse as silence can be a sign to women that the man is isnt enjoying himself but that isn't how OP took it.

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UnicornWaffles 23

Chill buddy, I laughed, so should you. He's right there in the comments below, feel free to have a chat with him about having some sense of humor in bed ;) you can always get frisky again after a good laugh :)

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cornyrob 33

It's from an old joke, one of my favorites. Google: nutworks mom told me

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turtle_darkness 17

I think you're FML's location is wrong, this obviously happened in Alabama.

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zaidthunder1 27

It's mentioned under the FML - Taiwan - Taipei.

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Mightytall 35

#2 You better run, cause them hillbillies will be coming after you.

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The_ghetto_mango 25

Really? WTF. Alabama has more than fricking hillbillies. Jesus.

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oreoeater 21

#53 I didn't know Jesus was from Alabama

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The_ghetto_mango 25

#58- I didn't know that male oreo eaters were idiotic enought to point out that. Jesus was from the frickin' Middle East. Alabama didn't even fricking EXIST whe Jesus was around.

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Chibi_Hiroko 18

Of course Alabama existed. It just wasn't called Alabama yet

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The_ghetto_mango 25

I was talking about the state Alabama, not saying that it didn't exist completely.

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Tyrez 32

You proved the point you hillbilly! Also, maybe the guy's mom told him to do that as a tip? I hope at least.

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WATERMALONE 15

Damn Alabama isn't that bad, tv makes us all look like terribly stupid rednecks. There are strange (for lack of a better word) people everywhere.

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Seksdemon 7

hell Florida is more ****** up. I'd know cause I love there. don't come to Florida unless it's only for the beach. best advice I can give.

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

He seems awesome! Too bad you couldn't finish but at least you got that good of a laugh.

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Kittyphysics 21

right!? seems like he's got an excellent sense of humor.

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Redgy22 26

And if first you don't succeed, try, try again!

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False_Stupidity 41

I wonder if you remind him of his mother OP. I'd be really careful if you find out he's in the motel business.

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HeatherCorinne 14

He and his mom are on an unnatural person level

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GeeThatSucks 9

"the guy I slept with is funny" fml kill yourself

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Tatush_ 13

Well that escalated quickly. He better have said it to be funny and not actually meant it... Or did he..?

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BeautifulChaos27 37

I'm going to assume he was joking, in which case how is this an FML? You found a guy you have a real connection with, who can make you laugh. Sounds like a win to me.

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