Today, I started my period. Every time I try to open a tampon, my dog goes crazy thinking it's one of his treats. Now I have to open them with my hair dryer on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. When I took it out, a big chunk of dog hair came with it. I think I'm too grossed out to ever use it again. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML
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Misswildsides 22
Do you let your dog in the bathroom with you when opening one or...?
cksmith51 14
Dogs like to attack the pussy, I don't blame him
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Comments (85)
Iarla_ceapaire93 24
Why not open a lot of them while the hair dryer is on? That way you'll have them when you need them and won't have to keep using the hair dryer.
Zinnie 10
Good idea, but not as sanitary as leaving them sealed... :(
Sigilwen 24
why not open a few extra and seal them in a ziplock baggy.
lady_death8 4
?
whitevenom 12
Ever hear of a door?
prettygurl89 16
Mine started today too. Laaaaaame.
dansco 25
Seems you or your dog (or both) have boundary issues. Stop rattling the tampon and do it in private lol
quackImapenguin 16
Tampon packaging is loud and dogs have good ears. She's probably in the bathroom with the door closed like a normal person and the dog's scratching and barking at the door.
mustangbravo 27
Dog gone funny.
RabbitOfAurora 28
What the hell commenters? All y'all asking "what about a door?" and "why are you changing your tampon in front of your dog?" have clearly never been around dogs that exhibit such behaviors before. Dogs have amazing hearing, OP probably does close the door and the dog sits outside and once a dog is worked up it's hard (as well as a pain) to get them to calm down again.
spicypie 10
As your profile picture says "Ain't nobody got time for that"
queenpms 3
Exactly! It probably heard it then runs to the door expecting a treat.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Ain't nobody got patience for that either #31. My friend's dogs trigger sound was (usually) people knocking at the front door. Once they started it took a while for them to calm down again. I'm honest to god blown away by how many people are saying to close the door... That's actually something I would expect my 8 year old cousin to suggest.
NNOTCHO 23
I would say put hot sauce on it or one of his treats to make him stop but he might not want a treat anymore and he could swallow the tampon, you could try it but it might just make things worse. You could go to the pet store and see if it has a spray but you might not want to put that in you. Sorry OP maybe try to get the dog to a trainer.
beeferjay 34
it could be worse, you could be pregnant
Sigilwen 24
assuming OP is not trying or wanting to conceive and would look at pregnancy as a negative.
beeferjay 34
there are over 3 million unintended pregnancies a year in the u.s...... .......
RavenTheFoxx 16
Doesnt mean all people dont want to get pregnant.
beeferjay 34
she most likely isnt, or she would have been sad about getting her period
Jryan952015 7
I think you need to train your dog on that. That not a good thing for a dog to realize. Try putting the treats in a bucket and only give them to him once in a while.
EsotericAura 25
Why not just make the dog do a trick to earn a treat then?