Today, I was framed for hacking a Facebook account. I’m a 17 year-old cybersecurity major. Really? FML
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Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, a guy at my community center screamed and swore at me that I was lying about being a "professional hacker" because I didn't have Linux on my laptop. He then demanded that he teach me how to code. He's in his thirties and genuinely doesn't know what a computer lab is, or what uploading is. FML
Today, after two weeks of not being able to log into my Facebook account, I received a prompt to change my password. I interpreted this as them saying that I was hacked, and they had simply shut it down to avoid problems, so I did. It still won't let me in. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, thanks to a tip from a friend, I discovered that my Facebook account had been hacked. Again. Only this time, it won't let me recover my account because it doesn't "know" it's me. They're also not giving me any options to prove that I am… me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You seem like a likely suspect. Cops and criminals are a lot more similar to each other than different. They just play for different gangs.
cooltatgar 31
Did someone "smart" just make a conclusion based on your major?
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Comments (4)
cooltatgar 31
Did someone "smart" just make a conclusion based on your major?
jpaylay 15
That’s what I’m assuming
RichardPencil 32
You seem like a likely suspect. Cops and criminals are a lot more similar to each other than different. They just play for different gangs.
jkjorn 18
Have you pissed off one of your classmates recently? That's the first place you should look for suspects.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That's why you were framed - you obviously have the know-how to do such a thing and get away with it. Still sucks, though.