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It wasn't me

By jpaylay - 05/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Lakeland

Today, I was framed for hacking a Facebook account. I’m a 17 year-old cybersecurity major. Really? FML

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You deserved it 130

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By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 760

You deserved it 3 962

By gotthewrongman - 17/12/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 544

You deserved it 3 727

By Tang - 27/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 883

You deserved it 577

Family secrets

By Anonymous - 22/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Marysville

Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 353

You deserved it 68

LET ME IIIIIIIIIIN

By Wtfacebook - 27/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Steele

Today, after two weeks of not being able to log into my Facebook account, I received a prompt to change my password. I interpreted this as them saying that I was hacked, and they had simply shut it down to avoid problems, so I did. It still won't let me in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 334

You deserved it 149

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 664

You deserved it 64 321

Meddling

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 19:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I was sitting in math class taking notes on my laptop when my mom texted me, asking why I wasn’t in class. She has my location for security purposes. I’m 19 and in college. FML

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You deserved it 140

Terrible troll

By ShitStirringSon - 15/08/2013 02:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 119

You deserved it 7 278

It's probably for the best

By Thanks, Zuck - 02/11/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, thanks to a tip from a friend, I discovered that my Facebook account had been hacked. Again. Only this time, it won't let me recover my account because it doesn't "know" it's me. They're also not giving me any options to prove that I am… me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 363

You deserved it 106

By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 12:12

Today, my son got an email saying he could win an iPad if he just entered his credit card number. He asked for mine, telling me that it was so he could buy some school supplies online, so I gave it to him. The internet just conned a credit card number out of a 17-year-old nitwit. And me. FML

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You deserved it 1 014

RichardPencil 30

Friday 6 May 2022 2:05

You seem like a likely suspect. Cops and criminals are a lot more similar to each other than different. They just play for different gangs.

cooltatgar 31

Friday 6 May 2022 2:02

Did someone "smart" just make a conclusion based on your major?

Comments

cooltatgar 31

Friday 6 May 2022 2:02

Did someone "smart" just make a conclusion based on your major?

jpaylay 14

Friday 6 May 2022 3:17

That’s what I’m assuming

RichardPencil 30

Friday 6 May 2022 2:05

You seem like a likely suspect. Cops and criminals are a lot more similar to each other than different. They just play for different gangs.

jkjorn 16

Friday 6 May 2022 15:19

Have you pissed off one of your classmates recently? That's the first place you should look for suspects.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 7 May 2022 21:10

That's why you were framed - you obviously have the know-how to do such a thing and get away with it. Still sucks, though.

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