Today, I started at my new job. My manager, upon meeting me, hugged me and sniffed my neck, then commented that I smelled "natural" and told me how much he loves that. I have to work with this creep until god knows when. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting, and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
Today, I have a new office-mate. I'm not particularly sensitive to odours but he wears so much cologne, I nearly throw up every time he walks in. Only 8 more hours till fresh air. FML
Today, my boss held his polo shirt one inch from my nose and asked me to smell it. He said that he was going into one of our tenants' apartment and wanted to smell him before and after so I could judge said apartment's cleanliness. FML
Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML
Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
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Black_Knight80 13
quit now before you regret it!
brookenicolee29 27
That's creepy as ****.
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Comments (100)
aliila123321 5
i were u i woudnt go there second time!!!
chris4u2nv5 19
Congratulations on your new creep, oops I mean job!!
rbalboa76 5
Just say you do not date co-workers and that you will file a sexual harassment report if he does not stop.
Tobber 16
Did you mistake the air horn for the air refresher this morning?
cryssycakesx3 23
wut
Tobber 16
Oh, the FML where I was referring to, got deleted
alex_gen 39
So you're not artificial?
ZY1431 24
this is only the beginning unfortunately
cleary30 13
So... Try a new perfume? Body wash? I don't know... Best of luck.
chosha_fml 27
Just because he's your boss doesn't mean you have to stay silent when he does stuff like that. If you goes to hug (or sniff) you again step away and tell him that it's not okay.
skittyskatbrat 19
He's not five. He KNOWS it is not okay. He's trying to see what he can get away with and how far he can go :(
chosha_fml 27
Of course. Which is why it's important to say it out loud to him instead of just walking away thinking he's a creep. If OP doesn't make the boundaries clear, he'll keep pushing further each time.
Earths_Venus 25
Time to start using as many scented products as possible on a daily basis. Start with the shampoo, deodorant and perfume - and make sure they're all different smells.
infinitegrace 21
I'm sorry FML users, this is off topic but I need to get a moderators attention. I have submitted an FML before and it was posted but my profile still says I have no posted fmls. Is there anyway you could change that? Thanks! For proof search "Today, my car was keyed." It should come up. Thanks and sorry!
Sirin_fml 47
Hi, check your PMs.