Today, the universe smiled upon me and my longtime fantasy of seeing someone I know appear in an adult film finally came true. However, as a straight guy, I should have been more specific: I was hoping to see a woman I know appear in an adult film. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I found out I’m the guy whose wife made adult films in college. Although embarrassed, I thought I may be able to get past it. Except for the fact that we dated in college, and she insisted we wait until after we were married to have sex. FML
Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, I cried while masturbating because I genuinely couldn't think of a single person that would fuck me in real life. FML
Today, I, a woman, realized that only women find me attractive, which is fine, except that I'm straight. FML
Today, I have caught my boyfriend masturbating by himself over a dozen times since Xmas, so God knows how many times he’s done it without me knowing. I asked him about it, and it turns out a woman he went to high school with, and had a huge crush on, recently became a porn actress. FML
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Nikki 17
Who said not allowed? He only said that wasn’t his fantasy to see a guy he knew, stop finding reasons to get angry
RichardPencil 30
Dear Universe, If you decide to let me see someone I know in a porno, please make it an attractive woman that I'm not related to. No uggos, dudes or family, please. PS: Love the new Webb telescope pics -- you don't look 14.7 billion :)
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MidnaLink 33
So, just because they're a GUY, and you know them, they aren't allowed to be in ****? Grow up.
Nikki 17
Who said not allowed? He only said that wasn’t his fantasy to see a guy he knew, stop finding reasons to get angry
BurnInDemonFire 35
How much of him did you see? Were you introduced to his large, erect penis? Asking for a friend.
RichardPencil 30
Dear Universe, If you decide to let me see someone I know in a porno, please make it an attractive woman that I'm not related to. No uggos, dudes or family, please. PS: Love the new Webb telescope pics -- you don't look 14.7 billion :)