Today, I started at my new job. My manager, upon meeting me, hugged me and sniffed my neck, then commented that I smelled "natural" and told me how much he loves that. I have to work with this creep until god knows when. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting, and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
Today, I have a new office-mate. I'm not particularly sensitive to odours but he wears so much cologne, I nearly throw up every time he walks in. Only 8 more hours till fresh air. FML
Today, my boss held his polo shirt one inch from my nose and asked me to smell it. He said that he was going into one of our tenants' apartment and wanted to smell him before and after so I could judge said apartment's cleanliness. FML
Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML
Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML
Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
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Black_Knight80 13
quit now before you regret it!
brookenicolee29 27
That's creepy as ****.
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Lang88 13
I see a future sexual harassment case being filed in the future
pwnman 33
If he continues to commit any uncomfortable behaviour, don't think in a multiple pattern to report him. Reporting him immediately is a necessary action to commit upon your side.
MaltWarrior 32
Are you working with Hannibal Lector by chance?
mattrd_fml 31
That's sexual harassment. I'd go to HR.
kittykat033 10
Shouldn't my profile say I have a confirmed FML now -__-
mata2 7
Yes, Odd must be a bug. Repot sent. BTW you should just report him to HR. Or show him you are taken by having your boyfriend drop you off.
Honema 16
this seems to be a more and more common bug..
597mph 10
They could be homosexual.
itsbrittanybxtch 3
That may mean that you actually smell like body odor, in which case you should probably invest in some different deodorant and wear some cologne. Problem solved.
Honema 16
why do people hat on that man so much... he just noticed a smell in her neck, and since when is hugging a bad thing?! or is my view on the world not dark enough to be on FML?
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
What are you talking about? There is something called respect of someone's private space. He is not entitled to touch a woman (or a man) without their agreement. It's totally creepy and unprofessional.
paigexox0 37
So, youre telling me you would not be creeped out if anyone, especially your new manager upon first meeting hugged you..and sniffed your neck and commented on how it smelled? I mean whatever floats your boat man but that is extremely weird and creepy
squideth 18
Guess what, you don't get to tell anyone how they should feel about having another person invade their space and make creepy comments! Hooray, you're an idiot!
xoxkclxox 12
Put perfume on
Screamsteven 7
that's awesome if you can't use that the rest of the time you could maybe file sex abuse Hahahahahahahaha jk maybe