Today, I started a new job. I noticed all the beautiful women. Then I tripped on a cord running across the floor. They noticed me too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
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Top comments
Thisismypchere 8
embarrassing, but really, it's not THAT bad.
ninjaniki 0
You fell head over heels for them eh?
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Comments (78)
larsindrumzxx 0
Awwww that's cute
Ugi 27
I hope you did a full-length dive, flipped lithely in the air and landed with cat-like grace back on your feet. No. Nor would I. FYL
RandomComments 6
NoorFML would have though!
hereinnc 12
OP you are failing to see that now they NOTICED you. That's a good thing! Now when you go try and talk to them mention you are the falling guy ... instant icebreaker!
challan 19
I'd think that's sweet, Op! Tell them you were falling over yourself to meet them. They'll laugh, and you'll be in!
Omnomnomnivore 10
Maybe they'll think it's cute? :) be positive
PawnShopPenguin 4
Way to make your presence known OP. Atta boy!
soggy_waffles 3
You deserve it for liking girls. Girls are ghey.
zander4310 5
Did they laugh?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why are there not more YDIs? OP was clearly focusing on the "beautiful" women (and I'm sure by beautiful he means the stereotypical size 2 supermodel types that are the only types accepted in society as beautiful) instead of his job and made an idiot of himself by falling. No sympathy from me, sorry.
charmanderCHAR 5
Because not everyone is a cynic bastard like you. Maybe he was rushing to go do something, like, oh, I don't know... his JOB, and the girls happened to be there. ******' narcissistic slag, is what you are.
hereinnc 12
harsh #59! A. Not all guys want size 2 supermodels B. It must be nice to be so perfect as to have never been distracted...
hateevryone 15
Hahahaha