Today, I started a new job. I noticed all the beautiful women. Then I tripped on a cord running across the floor. They noticed me too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
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Top comments
Thisismypchere 8
embarrassing, but really, it's not THAT bad.
ninjaniki 0
You fell head over heels for them eh?
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Comments (78)
pdp_fml 21
I hope that you didn't get hurt. However, YDI because you should have kept your cool so you could try to at least get to know some of these hot women. Now you probably are known as a klutz and it will be hard to try to date them.
enz_fml 0
beauty is blinding dude
nancyschmancy 9
Maybe you just tripped into someone's heart!
plasticsmile42 2
Lmao.
micahsmommy 13
You should have faked an injury. Girls like to take care of people. If you were going to make them notice you, might as well make it worth the embarrassment.
Ugi 27
Best not to fake a groin-strain thou'. Might be a bit too obvious!
LSS_fml 18
How embarrassing! You never know they might have a soft spot for clumsy guys (:
squid_board 8
Don't worry it could of been worse. Way worse.
rattusrattus 19
Seconded! I <3 adoraklutz men. Amongst other features, of course.
pbonham 22
Hehe that's funny
ChickInGreenVans 12
Roflmfaoshijsmd :D!! (FYI:Rolling On The Floor Laughimg My F*#cking Ass off So Hard I Just Spilled My Drink)
Ugi 27
I think you'll find it's the OP who's rolling on the floor!