Today, I started a new job. I noticed all the beautiful women. Then I tripped on a cord running across the floor. They noticed me too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
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Thisismypchere 8
embarrassing, but really, it's not THAT bad.
ninjaniki 0
You fell head over heels for them eh?
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Comments (78)
hateevryone 15
Hahahaha
RedPillSucks 33
So.... Did you get the digits?
CanadianCutie22 16
should have been paying attention to where you were walking rather than the girls to avoid making yourself look like a total creaper !!
andy30ace 3
Where do u work??
JuuChan 3
Now they're going to think you're adorably clumsy and call you cute pet names. You'll be known for this and have all those beautiful women watching out for you to make sure you don't hurt yourself. And if you do hurt yourself, they'll probably fall all over themselves trying to make you feel better. Man, you're good.
ICastillo 25
Thats how you break the ice man, with humor.
thatoneguy79 10
OP: If you are anything like me and trip on a regular basis, you should learn to roll with it; literally. This one time, I was standing on a sidewalk in a parking lot talking with a couple of the ladies I worked with. I lost my balance and took a step back, off of the raised sidewalk and onto the edge of a bumper stop, causing me to fall backwards. I landed on my backside, kicked my legs up and completed the roll back onto my feet; a reverse somersault. It was a move that would have made any novice ninja kind of proud. If you are not that kind of a klutz, then simply brush it off as a one-time occurrence. If they think less of you for it then I guess their beauty is only skin deep. And at least you got noticed, which is more than some of us can say. Keep up the good work.
twistergirl17 4
That's not good. Hopefully you looked graceful:)
ColbyRaley 0
Dude that's ****** awesome. Way to get all the girls.
G1ZZY 0
GREAT IMPRESSION