Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my ex, who told me he had something very important to tell me. I thought he was about to tell me that his girlfriend is pregnant (a fact I already knew). He told me that he still loves me and he'd never stopped. FML
Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Today, an ex professed her love for me. Over the last couple of months I've been talking to another ex, who I'd give damn near anything to be with again. Both cheated on me, and, thinking about it now, my only thought is, "WTF is wrong with me?!" FML
Today, my girlfriend contacted me. She said she'd thought over her feelings over our temporary break in the relationship, and she wanted to try again. Being my stupid, self-loathing self, I asked her so many questions on if she was sure or not that she went back into doubt and revoked the offer. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
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iLOLatURpain69 7
Look at it positively.
Kog_Hiro 17
Hey, at least he said something. He could have not, then you might of had plenty of problems to deal with in the future.
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Comments (99)
Kog_Hiro 17
All I know is: The phrase "Doesn't matter, had sex." Is completely irrelevant right now.
cobanjo 2
Shit happens.
heyheysmile 0
OH DAMNN SHIT JUST GOT REALL
rocketiquette 20
Man I hope you find an epic way to **** with him. Or kick back and wait for karma to kick in. I had something similar happen, cheated on me with 2 others, I had to get tested, but he now has a kid on the way because apparently, any hole is a goal for this dude :3
linkinpark98 24
This is like that other FML about the boy who got informed by his ex. Well, I hope things turn out positive! Wait.... I mean uh.. Negative!
badactor009 0
People confess all sorts of crap to make themselves feel better. They usually have no concern about who they are dropping these bombs on. In many cases the person would rather not know. In your case, the benefit of their selfish confession is that you are now aware of a health risk this person exposed you to. Double whammy.
Grimmerie 31
I'm pretty sure that, at least in Canada, not telling someone you have aids and sleeping with them is an illegal act. If you know you're positive and your partner becomes infected, you're in for a huge shitstorm.
Tim_P98 0
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brynllwynog2 0
Doesn't matter, Had sex.
linkinpark98 24
When will this lame joke end?!
jer862 3
Ydi for sleeping around with dirty men