Animals: Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked...

By princeronron - 08/09/2015 02:02 - Switzerland - Prilly

Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML

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NoBookNoGood 14

Tuesday 8 September 2015 10:32

"You feed me, I am your king." - every cat

DMA0712 22

Tuesday 8 September 2015 10:35

That's the second cat related FML this week. I think they must be planning something.

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MozillaHostile 21

Wednesday 13 April 2016 20:47

Your cat is a diva *

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